January 2012
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet. How could you do that?
Son: But that kid said Led Zeppelin sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL. YOU WANT ICE CREAM?
Someone: What do you like most about yourself?
Me: My music taste.
Merry Nightmare Before Christmas!
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